Loa e pili ana i makuahine. Ke kōmi'ōkuhi o ka puke kātuna hoohuli mai ma ka Pa Make Loa

Ma Women ka Day a me Mother ka Day maoli hemahema e pono ai i ka he kūoʻo loa e pili ana i makuahine. It e ia he maikai, he kūoʻo, a me ka wahi pēnēia. Ma hope o ka loa e pili ana i makuwahine Hōʻike 'ola iho. A me ka noho 'ana makuahine a me ka lawe ana mai i na mea he nui i ka nana aku me ka Humor, no ka mea, i ole ia makua pono mai i ola.

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No ka wahine ka Day a me Mother ka Day i IeAUPIIe, IAa IO ka hui, e hoopaa i ka hang. He nui loa ma mua e hoomaka ana i ko lakou aloha i decorate i ka hale. Hiki nō ke hoʻohana balloons, nui pepa pua, pa nūpepa, kū.

Photo Gallery "Our makuahine me ke keiki" hiki ia i ka ho omaka ma ka Competition. No keia hopena, ma lalo o nā kiʻi, e waiho kaawale no na keiki i ua palapala, kona makuwahine ua pio. Nearby maopopo leʻa Pono, e kau mai i ko lakou mauʻikepili. Kēia, e kōkua e koho i ka uwa maila i loko o summing i ka hopena o ka Competition.

Kids i ka i ana "E like me ke ahi kona kalaka!"

Halloween skits e pili ana i ka makuwahine i ke nānā 'ana i nā pōʻalo mai o ka olelo ana mai o kao. Ka mea, i kau aku i loko o ka "piggy kapa" o kela a me keia makua, ua pono wale i ke kanana nei i ka hoomanao ana, a wehe i ka diary i loko o ka mea ana i ohi i ka funniest keiki ka hopuna. ka mea, pinepine lilo i kumu o Ka Honua Nei. No ka laʻana, he loa pōkole sketch e pili ana i makuwahine paha e ia.

"E ke keiki, I Ka Nani nani?" - noi i ka makuahine, e hoike ana aku i loko o ke alo o ke aniani. "Ae, Mom ... - breathy whispers hoihoi keiki. - Pono e like me ke ahi kona kalaka "!

Children ka olelo. "Auhea o na dinosaurs?"

A i 'ole paha i ka loa ma ka pili ana i makuahine.

Ke keiki ike i ka Bike i lawe i loko o ke alanui hoalauna kaikamahine. Kaikamahine hoopa aku i ke kōmike hoʻokele huila, imi e Lalika i ka pu. A laila, ua noi mai thoughtfully: "Mom, i loko o ka wā kahiko, ka wā 'oe he uuku, ua he paikikala me oe?" Mum inoino e pane aku: "No, keiki, au i ka mea o ka nani i ole, Eia naʻe ..." - "Ae, no ka mea, he lōʻihi manawa ka mea, ua. A me na dinosaurs, laila, ma ka liʻiliʻi loa, alaila, he? "

Loa "ekolu makuwahine"

He nui loa, eʻohi mai i na keiki a ka aiiia, e hoohuli e pili ana i ka makuahine a me kupunawahine, a hoike ae o ka makua aloha, malama. He mea pono fits ka bila kanawai. Poetic keiki ka sketches i pâʻani 'o ia i kekahi manawa me ke komo' ana o ke alakaʻi o paha haku ai. Aia ka hoi i ke kūlana o ke kupuna wahine, makuahine, a Tanya. No laila, i kēia mau, e hoohuli kupono no kupunawahine a me ka makuwahine.

Kākau i ka'ōlelo:

Tanya noho hilinai iho la e pâʻani ma ke ahiahi.

Pēpē kIʻi la - oi aku kona hiamoe!

Ua noi i ka nīnau 'aneʻi Tanya (Tanya hua'ōlelo):

"He aha nōʻoe, e ke kaikamahine, kau i kona ihu?

Hou au hookani a pau lā, restless,

A me ka hōʻole loa i ke awakea?

Me au i paupauaho, i kaʻu kaikamahine, me oe!

Koke oe, e lilo e like me ka ń, lahilahi!

E mālama makuahine Pono spinner!

Ia ka leo o oe, ka meli, kī a me ka cheesecake! "

Kākau i ka'ōlelo:

Mom Tanya hele mai i ka hana.

Tanya noi (makuahine o ka hua'ōlelo):

"Pehea, i kaʻu kaikamahine,ʻoʻoe?

Hou au hookani a pau lā, restless,

A me ka hōʻole loa i ke awakea?

Me au i paupauaho, i kaʻu kaikamahine, me oe!

Koke oe, e lilo e like me ka ń, lahilahi!

E mālama makuahine Pono spinner!

Ia ka leo o oe, ka meli, kī a me ka cheesecake! "

Kākau i ka'ōlelo:

Here kupuna wahine - makuwahine koʻu makuwahine ka - hele mai.

'Ī akulaʻo Tanya ka makuwahine ia (i ka'ōlelo a koʻu kupuna wahine):

"E kuu kaikamahine, e nānā loa māluhiluhi ...

Paha,ʻaʻole eʻai nā mea a pau lā, māluhiluhi?

Ma ke kula, ka hana, a me ka restless!

Aia i hou i ka 'aina awakea i kēia lā?

Me au i paupauaho, i kaʻu kaikamahine, me oe!

Koke oe, e lilo e like me ka ń, lahilahi!

E mālama makuahine Pono spinner!

Ia ka leo o oe, ka meli, kī a me ka cheesecake! "

Kākau i ka'ōlelo:

Ekolu makuwahine, ekolu kaikamahine i loko o ka lumi lumi, ua noho

Ekolu makuwahine i na kaikamahine reproachful nānā.

Ia mea i oluolu, i oluolu ia e makuahine,

Kohl kaikamahine i paʻakikī!

Loa e pili ana i kona keiki, a me ka makuwahine

Ua pono maliuia mai e ke anaina he kūoʻo skits e pili ana i koʻu makuwahine, a me ka makua me na keiki. Ma hope o nā mea a pau, mākua mau manaʻo lākou mau keiki kao keiki. Ua Ua ua lilo i Classic loa, "Mom a me ke keiki-ka luna hoʻokele o ke kula". Komo i loko o ia mau.

Mom kāhea aku i ke keiki: "Time e eʻe aʻe, akā, laila hou, Hawaiʻi moku! E ku mai, e kaʻu keiki, ua hala aku la na keiki a pau i ke kula, "Keiki:" Ua pono, a ka hapalua o ka hora, Mom! I Ka maʻi o keia kula! "-" No laila, ke keiki, e hiki ole! School - ka mea, Aloha kou pono! "-" Mai makemake! Maslov e hou ia i kaʻino Rag e hoʻohiolo ia! "-" I makemake makemake e hele i ke kula! "-" Mai hele! Ivan Petrovich ia iaʻu niggles, a pau ka manawa e kali ana no ka hewa! "-" Ua pau, kaʻohiʻana i. E ku mai, lazybones! "-" A I Filippov ma hope o ka 'ōlelo hōʻike i me nā'ēheu kēia'ēheu o nā kapakapa o! "-" A aha kēia manawa? Ke kula ua nō e hele ana e pono ai! Oe makou i ka mea kuhikuhi! "

Loa "ua ole mama, malia o ..."

Pōkole loa no ka makuwahine, mai na keiki ua pinepine ka nānā 'ana ma luna o maoli hanana. Pinepine i ia he kūoʻo moʻolelo mai ka "Jumble" a replayed ma luna o nā kao keiki aiiia. No ka laʻana, 'aneʻi ka he Episode paha akaaka i na hoaai a me ka hoolohe.

Momʻoki i ka uala, a me ka kaikamahine'ōlelo i ka moʻolelo, a me kaʻu kaikamahine ai ma laila.

"A hele akula ia i Little Red e holo ana Hood i loko o ka ulu lāʻau i ke kupunawahine. Rui maikai! Ua hele ma a halawai me ke poʻo hae. Oe e mama, nau maikaʻi! He hoopunipuni ke kaikamahine holo i loko o ka hale mua, a ale i ke kupunawahine. E huli ana i ka mama paha,ʻaʻole? A laila,ʻo ia, a me ka kaikamahine moni. Rui, au e hai aku ia oe, ka mea, e aho prozhovyvay! Akā, laila, ua hele hala na aiia i ike ai i ka iliohae, hāpai wehe i kona'ōpū. Pono prozhovyvay ka ai, e like me ka mea me oe'ōlelo! A laila, hele mai la ola, a unharmed kupuna wahine, a me kona moʻopuna ... "

Kaikamahine i kū i ka puna mai, a i mai la: "! Eia, a me nā mea a pau no ka mea, i koʻu makuwahine i hoʻolohe, a i ole prozhovyval ai pono"

Loa "Where diary?"

Ua hiki e nakinaki i ka Holiday theme like hanana hoʻolaʻa i ka makuwahine, kula kamaaina. Ka mea, Ua i ia mai maoli ke ola. No ka laʻana, pinepine i ka loa no ka makuwahine, mai na keiki ua pili i ka hoʻokolohua loiloi.

"E ke keiki, e huli i ke kamepiula hou komo i kona mau lole wāwae? A noho naaupo "-! Pili i kekahi anal makuwahine. "Ua pono, oe i hope, kūpuna! Kamepiula - i ka holomua! Wale i kekahi kanaka hiki ke noʻonoʻo i keia la nohona a me ka ulu, ka mea i E ke Kumu i kēiaʻano hana! A au - pono i kekahi kanaka, 'ike loea, holomua a me ka hoʻonaʻauao "-! Kō ka arrogant teenager.

"Ua pono, a laila, e hōʻike mai iaʻu i kou diary, oe nō mākou moʻomeheu a me ka hoʻonaʻauao!" - mai e haawi aku i koʻu makuahine. "Auhea la ia?" - noi i ke keiki, e huli mai, mai ke kamepiula. "Paha, i loko o kou briefcase!"

Keiki rummages i loko o ke kula eke akā, loaa i kekahi mea. "He Alohaʻaʻole ma laila! Ma makau 'ia Kaha, apparently hala "-! He kuleana kanaka a me ka ho'āʻo hou e noho ma ke kamepiula. Kona makuahine e lawe aku oe, ua noho a clicks ka iole, huli no kekahi mea.

"Mom, kēia manawa a pau hao i mai iaʻu, I lilo!" - uwa defaulting haumāna. "E, Sonny, ua mua nalowale! E nana mai, keia mea i kau lolouila diary, a me ke kumu ma ke ponopono aʻole i lawe aku! A i loko o ka mea, ke ike ...ʻelua ma luna o ka Lūkini, a me ka helu o ka makemakika! Yeah, a i ka oi hana no ka huli hope ... No laila, pani i kou hihiu, a kiʻi i ka hana! Kamepiula - i ka holomua! Wale i kekahi kanaka hiki ke noʻonoʻo i keia la nohona a me ka ulu, ka mea i E ke Kumu i kēiaʻano hana, "- 'oe a me ka olelo a ke keiki a koʻu makuwahine o ke malicious leo.

Keiki scratches kona poo dejectedly. "Pehea pēlā? A Vovk mai la e pono e hūnā i ka diary, a me ka holo ... Ae, ia mea paakiki, e noho ana me na makua, ka poe i ike kamepiula 'ē aʻe! Oh, i kēia holomua! ka kamepiula wāwahi au Kuahiwi O aho i! "

Loa, "Mom-Kaiouki"

Ke kaikamahine e noho ana ma ke kamepiula. Hookomoia makuahine.

"Docha, e iaʻu kiʻi i loko o ka" Classmates "vsunu!"

I me ka makemake ole, oia ke ala. Mum lawe mai i ka noae o kiʻi, wehe i ka holo a me ka UOAAaOON e kiʻi ia e pili ana. Kaikamahine kaʻaka: "Mom, aha kāʻoukou e hana! No ke aha la i oe i'ōmau i loko o ka makou a holo pai slike! "-" A o ka mea pono? "-" He ua hana ia me ka uila Media! Where waihonaʻike kipaku aku? "-" O ia he wahi mea, e like me ka māmā? "-" Ua pono, Ae, ma ka māmā! A me 'oe i ke komo mua i ka paena! He aha kāu username? "-" O wai? "-" Username, Mom! Pono, i ka olelo o ke Kanawai, i kākau 'ia ma Roma palapala ka mea,' o 'aneʻi - ke kaikamahine a ka makuwahine E hoike mai. - Eia kākau i kou password! "-" A-Auwē-Auwē! Ano, e huli aku! "I huli aku ke kaikamahine, koʻu makuwahine poking clumsily i na ki, Ua haawiia no ka'āpana o ka pepa. Ke kaikamahine e hooluhi ana i loko, a mai loko mai o ka hale, luliluli o kona poo - i ka, no kekahi "hupo" kona makuwahine!

Ua slams i ka puka. Mom loaʻa nā pihi lohe, ola clicks ma ka eeaaeaoo? Hoʻomaka e kamaʻilio ma Skype: "It Paracetamol! Hoʻouna ',ʻo oe makaukau? Kaikamahine haʻalele, elua no hora mākou i loko o na holoholona! Noho hoʻomaka 'ana! E hele mai ma, piliwaiwai ka One-maka'ālohilohi Mockingbird hema, a laila e puhi pololei! E lele i ka mauna! Hūnā hou i loko o ka naele! Hiki ole e ike ia? Pua Hi! Oe i hookuu i ka wahiʻoihana? E hele mai ia, loaa ka pili ana i ka akau, ma ka lima akau ... Ekahi! Hanaia !!! Ha-Ke Kai! E hapai i! Mākou i holo ai i ka spaceport, mau kekona hope, i ka holo ana a hiki i ka Honua Omervayter! Aia mākou i e kali ana no ka nunui-kaua Vishera! Hyperbolic lazeroidy i hoopoina? I mua! "

Loa "makuwahine lā"

Keiki sings, sweeping i ke kahua hahi. He komo i ka lumi Mom me ka nunui mauʻeke. Ua nana a puni, kahaha a me ka weliweli e noho. "E ke keiki, i hiki mai ai? E loaa mau "-" No ke aha la i oe i manao ia "-" Ua pono, no ke aha la e makemake oe koke i i ka hoʻomaʻemaʻe "-" pono ma luna o ka papahele ua opala, a nolaila au e kahili i ka "Mother hoopa aku i ka holopapa, a E kiʻi i ka ka naau ???"! oe, a holoi iho la i ka lepo! Hana au i ke kapa hou i ke kau wela? "-" No, au e manao e kōkuaʻoe,ʻaneʻi, a holoi iho la i ka lepo ma na wahi a! "-" Pua? "- makuahine ua maʻule hoʻi. Keiki e lawe iā ia i ke aniani o ka wai. Mom inu, niho chattering. "E paha kipaku mai ke kula? He aha ka mea, ke ai maikai? "-" Ua ua i alii iho la oia mai. A ala o ka palai uala - Ua hoʻomākaukau iho nō wau no ka oe. E 'oe i luhi, malia o "Mama, e hina ia, mai kona noho, kahea ana:" Kauka! E hele mai ana Soon! Oe paha i ka palapala i loko o na keiki o ka lumi! "

Keiki hele i ke kelepona a me ka mea hoike dekere o ka helu, a iä: "Ua olelo aku nei au i kekahi mea maikai ke hele mai o kēia lā makuwahine mai i kiʻi ..." Era "? E lawe i ka hakaka! Ae, koʻu makuwahine, hoi! No hoi me ka hoouka! "

Mom mālie hoʻi e hoʻokiʻekiʻe i kona poo: "ʻO ia nā mea a pau - e like me ka mohai? - keiki ke kunou ana. - Ma ka lā o Mom? A me ka la apopo, e pau ka mea kahiko ia? "-" Ua pono, o ka papa, Mom! Nei au i mua! "Ke keiki honi i kona makuahine ma ka papalina, e hui mau lima, a hele i loko o ka lumi kuke. Keiki hāpai i ka eke.

"O kaʻaina ahiahi"

Ma hope o kēlā me kēia polokalamu kani e aloha makuahine. Sketch "awakea," e ia i ka hoʻololi mai ke Concert a hiki i ke kī aoao.

Keiki, a me ke kaikamahine spinning i loko o ka lumi kuke ma ke kapuahi. Boy e kaumaha ana, e kālua i ka popo, a me ke kaikamahine e Kiʻi ma grub ai. Ka mea, i ole hiki i ka aelike. E like me ka hopena, kēlā pa kō nā huahana ia ike pono ia.

Keiki heluhelu i ka beauty: "E kau i ka palaoa i loko o ekolu hua paha, he kiaha o ka vinega holika ..." - waiho mai ai iloko o ka nui pola o kaʻai, a hoʻomaka e hookonokono ae i ka umu. Girl heluhelu i ka beauty. "Hot ulaula kekahi pahūpahū pod moe. Hoʻohui i ka papa manamana, kālika, onion, cilantro "- kō kona huahana, a ua hui nā mea a pau me ka puna. A laila, i nā keiki i kā lākou bola i loko o ka umu, a kali.

Ke doorbell apo, ke keiki a holo hamama. Ke kaikamahine i loaʻa mai o ka umu pa, oia no. Mom hiki mai: "He aha i oe i iaʻu i hana ai! Mahalo oe he nui loa no kou e hopohopo nei! "Kaʻu kaikamahine mau lima iā ia i ka pā ma luna i waiho nei i ka apana o ka meaʻeleʻele. Mom no waho, winces, akā, mālie nahu aku i kekahi apana. "A o ka inoa o keia mea kupaianaha palaoa?" - koʻu makuahine hiki apuepue a nau hou, akā, ma ka mana o ka akaaka. Children papa hīmeni a pane aku ai: kekahi Uwä "kaka", kekahi - "grub". Mom ke kunou ana me ka olelo, "au i koke manao. "Kharcho" kaka. My! "

Alakai ma hope, e hoohuli'ōlelo malihini: "e hoomakaukau ko kakou mau kiaha ma kēiaʻaoʻao mea,ʻaʻole pēlā i ole i aloha makuwahine a me kupunawahine e paʻa hoʻokohukohu nei, e ho'āʻo iā lākou ma kaʻaiʻana. Aloha a pau i ka aha lealea papaʻaina! "