Day o Road lawe aku He hana i loko o Rusia

Na puali koa o ka USSR Presidium i ka makahiki 1980, puka mai kekahi kānāwai. E like me ia i ka mua o Okatoba i hou Holiday no ka poʻe Lūkini i hookupaaiaʻi. Mai ia lā ma luna o ka 'oihana (aʻaʻole wale nō), motorists hiki kauoha aku mālama lākou e piʻi like me successes.

I ka hauʻoli o ka La o alanui i lawe aku He hana i

Mua o nā mea a pau - ia mea he Holiday, nā man- akia, a? Aaiuo kona 'oihana hana ua pololei e pili ana i na machines. Ia mea,ʻaʻole wale ka poe e noho ana ma ke kua o ka huila, akā, no hoi e kokua i ka poe a puni ia. Pinepine i kēia lā hooponopono, hui kālepa hanana halihali, ukana a me ka ohua poe. Akā, i ano o kanaka, me ka "eha-huila hoa", mea i averse e hoʻolauleʻa ai i kēia lā.

No ka nui makahiki, ka Day Road lawe aku He hana i kaulana ka makahiki i loko o October. Ka hope Sunday o ka malama, i kēia Akuma ka kauoha aku ike Holiday.

ʻO wai ka mea - motorist

Kēiaʻoihana mea,ʻaʻole no laila, he nui makahiki. Ke kaʻa mua ikea wale he uuku ma ke kenekulia aku nei. Ia manawa, motorists hooiaio i keia la ka loa, he pono ole. O na lā he nui helu ana o kanaka a puni ka honua e hana ana i hoʻoikaika nui i motorized huila maomeka hana no ka pono o na kanaka a pau. I ua hoʻolimalima i ka mea, i ka pono a hiki i ka makahiki hoʻolauleʻa ai i ke alanui amo hana.

E hiki anei ia makou ke manao i keia la o ka ike maopopo ole hi? O ka holo ana mai. Mau mea i ka "hao lio" hali ukana, ka ukana a me nā huahana. Mahalo iā ia, ua hiki koke aku, a hiki wawe ka hele lōʻihi mamao. Aole no ka laulā o ka hana hiki ole ke hana me ka hi.

Ka poe i mālama Day o ka motorist i loko o Rusia, maopopo nö iä ia i alanui amo pâʻani 'o ia i ke kūlana nui i loko o mākou mōʻaukala. I wwii ka mea, ua hoomaikai aku i na machines hiki e haawi koke i ka lae o ka ammunition, e lawe i ka eha i ka haukapila, a ma o aku.

Pehea mea a pau, hoomaka ae la

I ka 1896 ka mea, i mua hoʻolauna i ka Lūkini kaa. Ia manawa, i hookuu ia ka pūkaʻina kaʻa wale i ka 1909. Mai ia manawa, hoomaka o ka mōʻaukala o ka wahi lulu alanui amo.

A o Yonamine i ka kaʻa hana mea he Lūkini-Baltic hola hua kaʻa "Russo-Balt". Kēia amo ua manaoia e e loa ike loea, a me keia mea e like ai ae la ia ia, e pinepine loaa i ka hālāwai hoʻeuʻeu a me ka holo loa.

Ke kaʻao, i ikeia i kela kaʻa "A ia la aku" - o ka haaheo o ka Soviet kaʻa oihana puolo. Lūkini i ike mua ia i ka MH 1946.

Akā, no ka mea, he lōʻihi manawa mea,ʻaʻohe mea Holiday me ka Day o ke alanui amo hana. Day o ka motorist, e like me mākou i haiia ae maluna, mamua, i formally kukuluia wale nō i loko o ka makahiki 1980. Ma hope o ia, i ka 1996, o ka Russian Hui, ka Peresidena puka i kauoha aku e like me a ma ka Holiday i Kapa hou i ke. Ano, ka mea i kapaia - ka Lā o ka poe hana o ka Hawaii amo a me ka alanui aeuiiai ieaia?. Naʻe, ka mea, 'aʻole e hoʻololi i ka lā o ka hookahakaha ua. Pela ka lehulehu Aupuni i makemake e hui pu iho la mau mea manuahi na hana. Akā, i ka Lena walewale moku, a me ka mea i hoʻoholo i ka makahiki 2000 i motorists e hoailona kā lākou 'oihana Holiday like ma mua - o ka Lāpule hope i loko o October, a me ke alanui kaiaulu poe e hana nei i ka uuku mamua - i loko o ke kolu.

kahi e hoʻolauleʻa

Kēiaʻahaʻaina mau e hoʻolauleʻa ai i ka Belarusians a me ka Ukrainians. Eia naʻe, i loko o kēia mau aina ka mea, ua noho hui me ka Lā o ke alanui hana. Wale motorist Day ma Rusia ua hookahakaha kaawale. Ma nā mamua Soviet republics, Ua hoʻoneʻe i kekahi lā 'okoʻa no ka Holiday a hōʻoki loa.

No ka amo poe pele hooponopono, hui kālepa hanana i kēia lā no nā hana a me kā lākou mau wāhine, a me ka makemake e kaumaha aku oe i ka hana hoihoi hoopapa a me ka sketch no ka Holiday.

Ka hoʻokūkū "Ka Woman ma ka aoeaiia caaiea"

Moderator: e olioli ole i ka mea i kā lākou poʻe kāne i pinepine nalowale i loko o ka aoeaiia caaiea He nui na wahine. Akā, laila, i ka lokomaikai wāhine ke loaa ka lawe pio aku ai ma ke kaʻa, a laila, hana pu me mākou i ka Lā o ke alanui amo hana. A e hoao ia ia oe, au makemake e kono aku i nā wāhine, e komo i loko o ka Competition.

No keia hopena, i ka mau wahine o nâ hui i hana ai. Ka mea, i aka me ka poʻe huki i mea ole nui kaʻa wahi. Ua hiki e aniani keleawe, thermostats, nā mea pilihao, etc. Kēlā me kēia hui pono koke kuhikuhi ka loaʻaʻana au mamuli, hea aku ia ia, a olelo aku i ia mea no ka.

Oe ke hoi e ka quiz me alanui hoailona.

Loa " 'aelike i Blonde"

Moderator: hikiʻiʻo nō ko kākou mau wāhine ike i ke kanaka i ka hihia. Akā, i ka wa a ke ho'āʻo e ike i ko lakou mau wahine mau mea, nā mea a pau i mea 'ē aʻe pilikia. Hoi i noonoo ai i ke kulana - kālepa mākaʻi aineiniaeoi, a he aloha violators o ke kalepa rula.

Eia kahi mea akaka ma ka hoohuli policeman me ka paa opu a me ka huali anal ma kiʻekiʻe kuʻekuʻe.

Policeman (D): wāwahiʻia, a laila, citizeness? Ua aha 'ia? No ke aha la lele i ka mämä holo o ke 170?

Blonde (B): Ua pono, ike, na kamaa koʻu punahele ...

G: A i hana ai e pili ana i kamaa au oe e noi aku? Kou pono, eʻoluʻolu!

B (rummages i loko o ka aa kala nui): mai kekahi mea au hiki ole loaʻa iā lākou! E kōkua i, eʻoluʻolu.

D (lōʻihi huli mea a pau i loko o ke eke, a E kiʻi i ka i kona poo): Pehea nui o oe maanei me?

B: Nail № 46, 24, 57, 14, lipstick № 317, 208, 65, 71 (etc. - ka papa hele ma).

D: yeah! He aha ka mea pono ole!

B: Pehea ia mea,ʻaʻole? № varnish 43, 27, 54, 12 a me ka lipstick № 312, 210, 63 (hou hoʻomau i ka helu).

D: Hmm ... .a ka ia?

B: Ua pono, maka ia - he tonic.

D: Oh, maoli? A me ka waiʻona-pehea e holo pololei! Mai mai oe e ai ai? Dykhne! (Wahine hanu ana)

F (mai o ke eke, he mea kekahi ipu,): A! Kēia hairspray, pono?

B: Pehea hana oe hoopoina koke ana o-witted! Like pono me ka laau maikai no abusers.

F (nā pōʻalo mai nunchaku eke): He aha ka mea?!

B: Ua pono, ua, mai rapists ... maile.

D: A olelo hooholo ma?

B: I au hana ole. Ma Bori ia. Akā,ʻo ia i hele mai i loko o mākaukau kēia mau lāʻau, no laila, ua hoʻoholo ihola i ka haawi ia lakou i ka mai iaʻu.

D (lawe condoms): A kaikamahine! Ua pono, no ka mea, e ia i loko o ka laau lapaau Aha Kuhina!

B: Akā, ia mea no hoi o Wiliama lokoino!

D (nana i loko o kaʻeke o ka naau maka): A o keia mea i kekahi mea?!

B (chuckles): I makaʻu i rapists.

D: Mea lede oe e, e like me aʻu i ike ia. Ua pono, aha mea keia (mai ka nunui i mau aa moni hou tweezers no ka lihilihi).

B: Oh, ka mea, 'o nā mea a pau ia hiʻona papa. Loa momoku ahi. He mea hiki, e hoʻohuli i nā lihilihi. Ma ke ala, au hiki a e hana! (Ho'āʻo nei e koho i ka mea kalaima, akā, 'aʻole e haawi aku i ke kālepa cop a me ka loaʻa mai o ka eke glue "manawa", piha i loko o ke eaʻeke)

D: A aha ka ia? Oe e ai ai a pau ka ia?!

B: Ae, ua pono, ka mea e kamailio pu ana me ia. I Am ma luna o kona kuekue wawae kamaa lyubimenky apo la. Ma ke ala, i ka ke kumu koʻu wāwae a paʻa i ke kinoea hehi wāwae!

Ma keia wahi, i ke kaikamahine hoʻomaka i ke komo lima o ke kelepona a me ka wahine e ō mai.

B: Borenka. Ua pono, mai hoohiki, koʻu teddy hānau ai. I Fashion loaʻa kou kā pono hopu (ke Kahu Kula o ke kalepa makai e hoʻololi i ka maka, finely haʻalulu kuli). By kelepona? Pono, o ka papa, i kēia manawa he Tube hele.

D (ma ke kelepona): Good kakahiaka! I ka pono! Ae! O ka holo ana!

B (kaʻohiʻana i i ke kelepona, a stroking i ke kalepa ae la lakou policeman ma luna o ka poʻohiwi): hoʻonānea. All i, makemake! (Aneane hoʻokaʻawale, mai ka papahele wāwae) Penei nō! Pono like,ʻaʻole au i manaʻo o! He mea pono i ka hehi wāwae, a me ka lua o kuekue wawae koʻokoʻo e wawahi i ka manawa, hoi!

afterword

Ke kaʻa Ua manaoia kekahi o ka loa pono keia mau mea o ke kanaka hana. Love o ka hi, a lilo iho la kekahi kumu i loko o ka o kēia au nei i waho i kēia Holiday - ka Day o ka motorist. A ia haneri-ōlaʻi makahiki i ke kaʻa i ka hailona loli. I kēia lā, ka mea i paʻa i loko o nā wahi likeʻole o ko kakou mau ola.